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  • Legal
    07-11 04:58 PM
    Alabaman,
    It looks like you want to enjoy the freedom of expression
    of the country that you are trying to immigrate.

    Some stuck "moderators" may not like making fun of
    Representatives on this "public forum"

    regards,:rolleyes:




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  • ecruiser
    08-30 11:40 AM
    Totally agree with boreal. Also, the category that you qualify for depends upon the requirements of the job and not your qualifications. For example if the minimum requirements of the job is BS with little or no experience, you would be in an EB3 category, irrespective of whether you have a MS or a PhD.


    When you are applying for the PERM, who decides the requirements? Your employer who sponsors you, or the job itself?

    Be wise. When we talk about whether we use MS+2 or BS+5, it doesn't mean we tailor the requirements. It's the issue of which is more important, the academic studies or the working experience.




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  • EndRetro
    04-19 09:27 PM
    I would advise against going outside of your district to apply.

    If you are going to go via drop-box then they may not even accept your applications for stamping based on your Kerala address on your form for H1. If they do, they could very well reject it and ask you to go to Chennai consulate.

    Why would you want to risk that?

    Chennai does not have an availability till Oct and I am in INDIA in May. I was trying till today to get an apptmt in Chennai but not successful.

    I have an AP (through my wife company GC petition), worst case I will use it.




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  • Widget
    06-23 03:53 PM
    Tried to chat but it is not possible to chat now.

    A White House chat on Immigration...

    with Michael P. Jackson
    Deputy Secretary of Homeland Security

    Transcript
    http://www.whitehouse.gov/ask/20060623.html



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  • fromnaija
    11-17 03:53 PM
    Thank you for information

    What if I fall on category EB-3 and not from India and China. Can my employer still file it ? This is because the minimum requirement for this job is a Bachelors Degree even though I do have a masters degree.

    Welcome to my world - EB3 ROW. You may file your I-140 now and wait until your priority date becomes current to file I-485. But EB3 ROW is currently retrogressed and unless a legislation is passed to bring relief, you may not be able to file I-485 until about 4 years from today.
    Believe me you are not alone. My employers filed in EB3 for me even though I have a Bachelor plus 20 years of IT experience.
    Another option is to find another employer and job that meets EB2 requirements. I am seriously considering that in my case.




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  • nonimmi
    10-19 03:46 PM
    If you applied for labor through PERM and have a copy of you PERM application, the DOL o*net code is listed in section F. Box 2. of the ETA 9089 form. This code can then be looked up at the o*net web site: http://online.onetcenter.org/find/

    Do you know how to find this DOL o*net code for non-PERM cases?



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  • smssharma25
    12-05 08:41 PM
    I am also having the same problem. Our company won't share the labor application details with us. I know only job title. I am not even sure what job I should search for.

    I hear that new job description should exactly match with what is there in labor. I am frustrated with my current company & I need to make a shift.

    Can anyone help me to understand the risk in joining my client as direct employee?. I am working for this client for last 10 years. My H1 extension was done using the letter from this customer & my resume also details the experience with this client. Am I safe to join client using my EAD?

    Thanks!
    sharma




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  • bestin
    06-18 10:15 PM
    Thanks Guys.This was what me and my attorney were thinking.The reason why the officer asks my advanced degree is misleading inspite of the fact that my labor (as well as advt)was for bachelors +5 years experience and didnt mention anything about advanced degree.

    To answer your question ,yes i had about 7.5 years experience (about 6.5 at Indian Branch office and others else where) before joining current company in US.

    Attorney has mentioned we will argue my bachelors degree + 5 years experience is equivalent.

    BTB is it mandatory to have Masters in Labour? Wont bachelors+5 years experience be enough?



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  • sparklinks
    10-30 02:48 PM
    Hi,

    I recieved my EAD card recently and noticed that the date of birth on the card is not correct(I filled the application incorrectly the montha day got swapped),can you please suggest on what i have to do to correct the date on the card.

    Infopass or calling USCIS wont help anything, you have to send that card with new form(forgot form#) along with orginal EAD card.




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  • vamsi_poondla
    12-20 08:03 AM
    Receipt Number: SRC0XXXXXXXX

    Application Type: I485, APPLICATION TO REGISTER PERMANENT RESIDENCE OR TO ADJUST STATUS

    Current Status: Notice Returned as Undeliverable.

    On December 19, 2007, the post office returned the notice we last sent you on this case I485 APPLICATION TO REGISTER PERMANENT RESIDENCE OR TO ADJUST STATUS as undeliverable. This may have serious effects on processing this case. Please call 1-800-375-5283 to update your mailing address for this notice to be re-sent..

    I have not yet got the FP appointment. Could this be the letter for that or something else serious?
    After filing, my address changed.
    I submitted AR-11 form, called USCIS and updated address, when opened SR last month gave them the new address to for which any notices have to be sent etc..but still got this letter from our super efficient USCIS.



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  • ttdam
    11-07 04:09 PM
    Hi ttdam:
    Your 485 was moved from NSC to TSC, and so was mine, and I got FP recently. My EAd/AP was filed in NSC on Aug 10, got receipt notice, but no other news yet. where did you file your EAD/AP, is it in NSC? If so did you get your EAD?

    My 485 was sent to TSC and then Fwd to VSC and came back to TSC. It never went to NSC

    EAD was issued from VSC, AP query for PP copies was issued from VSC as well




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  • chapsi29
    04-02 11:10 AM
    Hi all,

    I had applied for my I-140/I-485 (concurrent) in Summer 07 and am awaiting a decision. My company has not been paying on time and is lagging behind on pay checks for about a few months now... I would like to know how this would affect my I-140 - Does the USCIS normally issue an RFE for this type of a problem or would they deny the I-140 ? If it is an RFE, what kind of proof does the company have to provide ?

    Is it required for the company to completely catch up on the backlog and have all the pending pay checks paid before my I-140 gets processed ?

    Thanks in advance.



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  • payal_nag
    12-08 12:04 PM
    I did send the $15 for overnight return. The consulate is saying they are taking 20 business days now to issue new passports. Even i had good experiences in the past where they send the stuff back within a week. But just my luck , that this time it is taking forever!!!!




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  • Ramba
    05-22 03:15 PM
    Bill Gates testified in front of most of the important senators who wrote this bill. Even he could not make a difference. There is nothing in this bill he had asked for.

    Not IV or Lobby group that IV has, can it really make a difference? There is as much as we can do and everything else becomes uncontrolable. Even IV core group are normal people like us but with connections more than us. But they have their own regular job to do as well.

    So I guess we can only try calling the senators and hope they will change their mind and hope for the best. Expecting and/or trusting IV or Lobby group will really help would be sacrificial.

    I am not questioning what IV does. The core group really does what is their in their hands and we should appreciate that.

    Good Luck!

    Bill Gates voice was heard in the bill..I mean, the bill increased H1B visa to 115K .



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  • augustus
    09-10 12:56 PM
    Dear All,

    Thank you for your advice. You were all right. We got both our FP notices and both are in the same day.

    I really want to appreciate all your responses.

    Take Care and let us be united always.




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  • senocular
    08-19 11:55 AM
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  • F1_doubt
    05-10 05:20 AM
    Hello all, my scenario -

    Been in the US for 5 yrs (MS + work). My employer had filed for my I-140 which was also approved. However, I decided to leave US, quit my job and have been in India for the last 1 year. Now, I want to go back to school in US and in the process of applying for a F1 visa.

    Now, I need to know how my previous I-140 (immigration petition) affects my prospects for obtaining the F1 visa (non-immigrant visa) now? I presume my I-140 will be void anyway since I quit my employer and been out of US for the last 12 months?

    note: Though my priority date became current in 2007, I chose NOT to go ahead with my GC application (I-485/AOS) as I did not have any intention to settle in US.

    Would really appreciate some insight into my F1 prospects and how to bolster my candidature to the Visa officer.

    Thank you

    P.S. The entire thought process started when I saw the question "has anyone ever filed for immigration petition on your behalf" on the F1 visa application form!




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  • hariswaminathan
    07-26 12:56 PM
    SENATOR CORNYN IS THE CHAIR OF THE INDIA CAUCUS IN THE U.S. SENATE

    WHO: U.S. Senator John Cornyn of Texas
    WHEN: Thursday,August 9,
    Lunch: 11:30 a.m.
    Speech: 12:30 p.m.
    WHERE: Lakeway Inn, New Glass Ballroom
    SPONSOR: Rotary Club/Lakeway
    Lake Travis
    COST: $250 per table of 10,
    or $25 per individual
    RESERVATIONS: MANDATORY!

    10 Tables are being reserved
    for Rotary & Guests
    20 Table reservations will
    be taken and must be paid for
    by July 27, 2007!

    CONTACT: To make table reservations

    Doug Lindgren at 261-0086
    OR
    Renee Verhoff-Matta at 261-5984

    I am trying to get a seat. Can some one else also try to reserve some seats may be a table, ( Money will be divided by the attendees).We would be able to put across the issues of " Unused Visa" and " h1b Increase" and about solving the issues of GC backlog. Ping me a pvt message. We all can meet and discuss , on how to go ahead. Let's meet together before meeting Cornyn.


    I'm from OH but visiting Austin TX from 1st to 8th August.
    Unfortunately i cannot attend function but i would love to meet up with IV folks in Austin / Round Rock during this time and I would also be ok to fund someone else's seat at the dinner if it helps the cause.
    it doesnt seem like a lot of money - why dont we get people to fund an entire table (much more chance of getting some attention)




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  • pathmaker
    09-22 08:56 AM
    Hello,
    Anybody has information to offer for such a case ?
    Thanks.

    write the following on the envlope using marker
    DO NOT OPEN IN THE MAIL ROOM

    and address the package to director of the service center also include the evidance that you have applied when the visa bulliten is current




    wantMyGC
    09-13 09:24 PM
    Thanks ImmigrationAnswerMan for your inputs.

    1) What if I stay with the same employer for the next 6 months, then take a re-entry permit on family issues and go to India for about 18 months?

    2) I heard this (#1) will break continuity, what if I stay 5 years in the US after I come back (#1), will it cause any issues in the naturalization process?




    amsgc
    09-10 12:08 AM
    You should request your new employer to do Premium Processing on your H-1B petition.
    You will get a response from USCIS in 2 weeks and you will know for sure whether it has been approved/rejected or if USCIS needs more evidence. If it is approved, you will also know whether it was approved with Change of status (i.e. I94 attached), or whether you are required to leave the country and re-enter on a H-1B visa.
    If new evidence needs to be submitted, then you will get a response within two weeks of submitting additional evidence.

    The fee for Premium processing is $1000. Note that the beneficiary of the petition (you in this case) is legally allowed to pay the fee for premium processing. But, only the petitioner (your future employer) can file the application for Premium processing.

    As far as I know - you are considered in a period of authorized stay as long as your petition for change of status/extension of stay is pending with the USCIS. You will begin to accrue unlawful presence from the day the petition is denied, if that were to happen.

    The lawyers on this forum can advise you better.

    i don't know what to do right now.i stayed over april 2009 which is the end of my i-94 because i have a pending petition of immigrant as a nurse.And my lawyer said i am allowed to stay until october 2009. But now the problem is I was filed as H1b by another employer so is it possible that they will approve me here?My lawyer said that when i received already the notice of receipt i can stay here while waiting for the approval.And when my approval comes with 1-94 on it i don't have to leave the US but when it has been approved without i-94 i will leave the US for consular processing asap and re-enter here as h1 status.HELP i really don't know what to believe anymore!at the moment i am waiting for my notice of receipt in h1b visa.I only have until oct to get a result for the approval!please advice me what is the best I can do!THANKS:)



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